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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 8265 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 5 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!