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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7722 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 1706 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.
Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!