CraftyConscript Minecraft Server

Army, conscription order, CraftyConscript, depression, family, Grief, Loss, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Military, military duty, military service, Minecraft, ptsd, Russian soldier, Server, soldiers’ rights, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Tragedy, War

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8156
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are so lit, they make Russian soldiers hang themselves after just 3 days of playing? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so intense that even the toughest soldiers can’t handle it. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you might end up sacrificing your sanity for some epic Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive on this insane server!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dimension Hops:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Villages Defended:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Votes:	8235	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ores Mined:	786	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Projections Made:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mines Excavated:	2480	Magic Items Found:	4850
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6369
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	2031	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

TrumpCraft2020

AMERICANS, attorney general, AUTHORITY, constitution, controversy, current events, Decision making, Democracy, Executive Order, Government, law, leadership, opinion, opinionated, policy, Politics, power, president, trump, TrumpCraft2020, united states

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Void Gems Collected:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Votes:	1792
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magic Items Found:	4519
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	78	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and Attorney General can speak for “what the law is”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only law is having a good time! Join us and escape the tyranny of real life politics by building, exploring, and battling creepers with your fellow players.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of world leaders. So who knows, maybe by joining us, you’ll be one step closer to becoming the President yourself!

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world where the only rule is to have fun!

BritBlockArmy: Deploy & Conquer!

Armed Forces, BritBlockArmy, British Army, Combat, Conflict, Conquer, Crisis, Defense, defense forces, Deploy, International, intervention, Military, Mission, PREPARED, readiness, Ready, response, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so, liek, imagine if the british army was, liek, totally into minecraft, ya know? they would be, liek, soooo ready to deploy to this epic server if they were ordered to! imagine the chaos and destruction they could bring to the virtual world, all in the name of fun and games!

join this server and witness the british army in all their pixelated glory, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. from building epic castles to engaging in intense pvp battles, this server has it all. and who knows, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of the queen herself, mining for diamonds like a pro.

so come on, join the madness and see what the british army is truly capable of in the world of minecraft. just be prepared for some serious shenanigans and a whole lot of laughs along the way. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!