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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 644 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 2381 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 1796 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
