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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9924 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
