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| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 114 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 31 | Farms Harvested: | 188 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz there’s this russian father who got jailed for his daughter’s antiwar drawing, but then he got released and now he’s, like, the king of the server. he’s got, like, superpowers and stuff, and he’ll, like, protect you from all the creepers and zombies and stuff. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds and emeralds you want. and, like, the best part is that there’s a pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. so, like, why wouldn’t you join this server, man? it’s, like, the most epic thing ever.
