CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4146
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Votes:	3237
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
New Chunks Explored:	589977	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	384	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragons Tamed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	899	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Potions Brewed:	141
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Animals Bred:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5579
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Potions Brewed:	109
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5637
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mines Excavated:	1024	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	960
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Animals Bred:	135
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Void Armor Forged:	21
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	393
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4715	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Void Armor Forged:	26
Votes:	8223	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51