CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SisCarNoShare Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car lending, car maintenance, car ownership, Communication, Drivers license, family dynamics, fuel expenses, Job, Minecraft, RESPONSIBILITY, road trip, saving up, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisCarNoShare, strictness |, Support, trust issues, trustworthiness, younger sister

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ores Mined:	9894	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of lending out cars to irresponsible siblings! Join us and build your own virtual car that never runs out of fuel or gets scratched.

We understand the struggle of dealing with family members who just don’t understand the value of your possessions. On our server, you can create a world where your younger sister can’t even touch your precious virtual car, let alone drive it recklessly.

Don’t worry about being accused of not trusting her or being overly protective of your belongings. In our Minecraft world, you can be as protective as you want without any judgment from parents or siblings.

So come join us and let’s build a world where you can finally have peace of mind when it comes to lending out your car (or any other possessions)!

CatClashCraft

Boundaries, cat behavior, cat ownership, CatClashCraft, Communication, emotional support animal, pet boundaries, pet care, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership rules, pet responsibilities, pet rules, pet sharing, pet sharing rules, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate issues, roommate relationships, roommates

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4835
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Potions Brewed:	189
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Mines Excavated:	3307
Gods Slained:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of roommates who think they own your cat? Join our Minecraft server where you can have all the virtual pets you want, and no one can steal them! Our server is a safe space for all your furry friends, no roommates allowed!

Experience the thrill of shaking a virtual treat box and watching your digital cat come running. No more worrying about someone chucking your precious pet out the door – unless it’s in a fun mini-game, of course!

Join now and never deal with entitled roommates and their cat-napping antics again. Build your own cat paradise and show off your feline friends to the whole server. Plus, we have a strict “no roommate drama” policy, so you can game in peace. See you in the game!

AnonMillionaire – Minecraft SMP

1 million dollars, AnonMillionaire, Anonymity, Decision making, ethical dilemma, fame vs fortune, financial independence, Financial Security, hidden wealth, Identity, life choices, life-changing decision, long-term consequences, Minecraft, moral compass, personal boundaries, personal values, privacy, secrecy, self reflection, smp, Social Connections, wealth management

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	161
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples!

But wait, there’s more! If you join our SMP, you’ll have the chance to win 1 million $ just by staying completely anonymous for the rest of your life. Yeah, you heard me right, ONE MILLION DOLLARS! All you gotta do is play Minecraft with us and never reveal your true identity. Easy peasy, right?

So why wouldn’t you join this amazing server? You get to build epic bases, fight off zombies with your pet polar bear, and potentially become a millionaire just by being a sneaky little ninja. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCreeperz

Common Knowledge, common practices, CraftyCreeperz, cultural norms, Etiquette, everyday wisdom, hidden rules, implicit understandings, Insider Tips, life hacks, social conventions, social norms, societal expectations, societal standards, universal truths, unofficial regulations, unsaid principles, unspoken agreements, unspoken guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten rules

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magic Items Found:	2658	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only hidden rule is to always wear a chicken hat while playing! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that wearing a chicken hat will give you super powers in the game, like the ability to fly without wings and shoot laser beams from your eyes. Trust us, it’s totally legit.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. It’s a real thriller, let me tell you.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the fabled diamond unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Just be careful, though, because rumor has it that it’s a master prankster and loves to play tricks on unsuspecting players.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a blast! Who knows what other hidden rules and surprises await you in this crazy world.

MexiCraft Server: No US Terrorists!

constitution, constitutional reform, CounterTerrorism, designations, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Legal, legislation, Mexican government, mexico, MexiCraft, national security, North America, Politics, REFORM, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, terrorists, united states, US

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Runes Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have mexico reforming the constitution because the US called them terrorists lol like wut even. u can be part of the chaos and help rewrite laws while building ur own epic creations. who knew minecraft could be so political and crazy? join now for a wild ride and see what other insane events unfold on our server. trust us, u won’t wanna miss out on this madness.

PutinCraft2021

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	1178
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s so lit that even trump is getting involved. he’s threatening to blow apart the entire G7 just to protect putin, can you believe it? that’s how crazy and intense this server is.

we’ve got diamond armor for days, mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like they’re candy, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

join us now and be part of the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server. who knows what other world leaders might show up next? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine like there’s no tomorrow!

Serotonin Space Adventure

5-HT4 receptors, Adventure, antidepressants, Brain, depression, mental health, mental illness, mood disorders, neurochemistry, neurology, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, Pharmacology, Psychiatry, selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors, serotonin, serotonin levels, Space, SSRI treatment., SSRIs, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

are you feeling down in the dumps? need a pick-me-up? well, have we got the minecraft server for you! come join us and let the serotonin flow like a river in your brain! our SSRIs will have you feeling like a brand new player in no time. say goodbye to those 5-HT4 receptors and hello to a world of serotonin-induced happiness. join us now and start your journey to a brighter, blockier future!

Survival without husk server minecraft

husk, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Without

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Crops Grown:	9451	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

The description of the server server “Survival without husk” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Zenith SMP

Adventure, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONSTANTLY, Discord, dragons, Events, Evolving, Future, high-tech, MAYHEM, Medieval, Modded, new story, smp, Survival, Technology, Theme, Wasteland, zenith

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

ZENITH SMP Overview

Features	Bored of the same old Minecraft grind? Zenith SMP is here to shake things up! This isn’t just another SMP—it’s a constantly evolving, modded survival experience where the theme, mods, and world reset every few months!
Why Join Zenith
Get In Early	We’re still building, and we want you to help make Zenith SMP legendary! Join now, be part of the foundation, and flex that “OG Player” status later.
Join the Discord	https://discord.gg/jAtc5Dy4EU

ZENITH SMP FAQ

1. How often does the world reset?

The world resets every few months, bringing a new theme and mods for a fresh experience.

2. Can players vote on upcoming themes and mods?

Yes, the community is encouraged to vote and help shape the direction of each season.

3. Are there special events and challenges in Zenith SMP?

Yes, each season features unique events, challenges, and mayhem for players to enjoy.

Whispered Windrifts 1.21

ANONYMOUS, awkward, behind, childish, Discreet, EMBARRASSMENT, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Mischief, prank, secret, Sitting, smell, social faux pas, teasing, whispered, Windrifts

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	134
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mines Excavated:	1176	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	903

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow of insanity!

We got pigs flying through the air, creepers breakdancing to dubstep, and villagers trading diamonds for rotten flesh because they’re on some weird diet!

And get this, the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world in shades of purple!

Plus, our mods are like unicorns on steroids, granting wishes left and right, like turning all the chickens into mini Godzilla monsters or making the sun rise in the west just for kicks!

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for my farts, they’re deadly weapons of mass destruction!

VacayVeto Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, credit card debt, cruise disappointment, Europe trip, family conflicts, family drama, financial struggles, Guilt, job interviews, Job Opportunities, Latin America cruise, Minecraft, missed opportunities, parental disappointment, parental expectations, savings depletion, Server, sibling dynamics, student loans, unemployment, vacation stress, VacayVeto, wasting money

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring old cruises and ready for an adventure of a lifetime? Join our Minecraft server for the wildest virtual vacation experience ever!

Imagine this: you’re sailing through the pixelated seas of Latin America on a 14-day cruise, all expenses paid. But wait, there’s a twist! You’re also on a mission to find hidden treasures and battle virtual pirates along the way. Who needs Europe when you have this epic journey ahead of you?

But that’s not all – we also offer job interviews on the high seas! Connect to our server from anywhere in the world and show off your building skills while impressing potential employers. Who knew Minecraft could help you land your dream job?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring vacations and hello to endless fun and excitement. Your mom may be mad, but she’ll understand once she sees the amazing adventures awaiting you in our Minecraft world. See you there!

SisBoyfNoContriKick LOL

aita, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication Issues, Decision making, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial support, INDEPENDENCE, kicking out, living arrangement, living situation, lol, long-term consequences, not contributing, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, setting boundaries, shared expenses, SisBoyfNoContriKick, sister’s boyfriend, support system

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Ores Mined:	3361

Looking for a Minecraft server that values independence and financial responsibility? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of pulling your own weight, just like this player did when they kicked out their sister’s freeloading boyfriend. Join us and show off your self-sufficiency skills by building your own empire and thriving without relying on handouts from others. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond ring hidden in a chest as a reward for your hard work! So come join us and prove that you’ve got what it takes to survive and thrive in the wild world of Minecraft.

UnbelievableCraft

BIZARRE, craziest thing, eXtraordinary, Inexplicable, jaw-dropping, mind-boggling, odd, out of this world, Real Life, strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unbelievable encounters, unbelievable events, unbelievable experiences, unbelievable occurrences, unbelievable sightings, unbelievable stories, UnbelievableCraft, Unexplainable, witnessed

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2618
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

aggressor, AggroCraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, G7 statement, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, media report, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, russia, sanctions, security council, Server, un resolution, united nations, US, world news

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	216	Enchantments Applied:	85
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Divine Spears Created:	23	Towns Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

Alliance, bilateral relations, deteriorating partnership, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic rift, Disintegrates, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, international community, International cooperation, international relations, lost friend, lost partner, MineCraftMates, political alliances, RIP, Somber, strained ties., U.S. partnership, Ukraine crisis, ukrainians

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

Players:	97/200	Votes:	5745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimension Hops:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Buildings Constructed:	28
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25