CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6236
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3581
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Emeralds Found:	6135
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	58289
Runes Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Enchantments Applied:	216
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ores Mined:	1029	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	240300
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6624	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	25	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4006
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Emeralds Found:	726
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dimension Hops:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Kingdoms MC

24/7 uptime, Alliance, Builder, Cross-Version Support, DECLARATION, Discord, dynamic playground, expansive world, grief-protected cities, Hidden Secrets, Kingdoms, nation formation, player-driven economy, Regular Events, rich lore, Roleplay, Roleplaying, storyteller, Strategist, town creation, Version 1.21., Worldmap

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Kingdoms MC

Kingdoms invites you to craft your own legacy in a world where you can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay. Whether you’re a builder, strategist, or storyteller, there’s a place for you here.

We aim to provide a dynamic playground for all kinds of geopolitical-based roleplaying, where every decision, alliance, and declaration shapes the server in unique ways.

But KingdomsMC isn’t just for roleplayers! Builders will find a home here too, with lasting, grief-protected cities that players can inhabit. Plus, our world is fueled by a player-driven economy, making every trade and transaction meaningful.

Features:

Town Creation	Build and expand your own settlements
Nation Formation	Ally with others to form powerful nations
Rich Lore	Engage in deep, player-driven stories
Regular Events	Participate in community events and challenges
Cross-Version Support	Compatible with multiple Minecraft versions
Expansive World	Explore vast landscapes and hidden secrets
24/7 Uptime	The adventure never stops

Server opening This Friday the 21st!

Version: 1.21 (and above) Join our Discord for access here

Worldmap: map.kingdomsmc.com

Embark on your journey and shape the world of Kingdoms!

FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

A: Kingdoms MC is a Minecraft server where players can establish towns, forge nations, and delve into roleplay.

Q: When does the server open?

A: The server opens this Friday, the 21st.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: Version 1.21 and above are supported.

Robotic Frontier 1.20.4

1.20.4, Artificial Intelligence, control, Cybernetics, Cyborg, digital manipulation, dystopian, ethical concerns, Frontier, Future, futuristic, human-machine interface, Manipulation, mind control, Mind Control Technology, neural interface, PSA, Robotic, robotics, Robots, science fiction, Technology, Warning

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Astral Projections Made:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP. Why, you ask? Well, get this – on this server, there’s a dude whose fingers have magical mind control powers. I’m not even kidding, it’s like telekinesis but with fingers. And get this, it’s like a normal thing on the server. Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right? So, if you wanna experience some next-level mind control shenanigans while building epic structures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t forget.

DadGoneMinecraftServer

absent father, BETRAYAL, college stress, communication breakdown, Daddy Issues, DadGoneMinecraftServer, emotional boundaries, emotional trauma, family drama, family loyalty, father daughter relationship, financial support, forgiveness, Generational conflict, intergenerational trauma, legal consequences, parental abandonment, reconciliation, regret, self worth, unresolved anger

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Animals Bred:	27	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own world and forget about all the craziness happening in real life!

On our server, you can create your own family of pixelated animals and never have to worry about deadbeat dads asking for money. Build a Starbucks in your virtual world and serve only the best milk to your pixelated friends.

Slap your way to victory as you defend your virtual family from any unwanted guests asking for handouts. Just make sure not to get into legal trouble like some players who take things a bit too seriously!

Join now and escape the drama of real life for a world where you can be the master of your own destiny. And hey, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who has your back no matter what!

GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Boundaries, Boundary, Communication, family dynamics, Grandchild, GrandmaGoneTil6mos, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, pandemic, parenting, post partum psychosis, postpartum, PPA, ppd, Pregnancy, relationships, stress, Support, TOXIC

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	583	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9091
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any toxic monsters trying to deprive you of fun!

Join us and leave behind the MIL drama, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be battling is creepers and zombies. No need to worry about someone throwing out your hard-earned loot or sending back your epic builds – it’s all about peace and creativity here!

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Build your dream world without any interference from unwanted guests – unless they’re friendly players looking to team up and conquer the virtual realm together. See you in-game!

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FAQ

Q: What is Kingdoms MC?

Q: When does the server open?

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GrandmaGoneTil6mos

Players:	100/300	Votes:	6277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Farms Harvested:	958
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3227	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1