CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyAdviceWorks

bizarre guidance, bizarre suggestions that work, CraftyAdviceWorks, eccentric advice, eccentric tips that work, odd suggestions, odd tips that work, offbeat wisdom, outlandish advice, outlandish guidance that works, peculiar guidance, peculiar tips, quirky advice that works, quirky suggestions, strange advice that works, strange tips, unconventional tips, unconventional wisdom, unconventional wisdom that works, unusual recommendations, weird advice

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	645
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old advice like “build a house” and “mine for diamonds”? Well, look no further because on our server, the weirder the advice, the better it works!

Join us and discover the magical powers of building a house out of nothing but melons, or the secret to finding diamonds by serenading them with a ukulele. Our players have reported insane success rates with these wacky techniques, so why not give it a try yourself?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain access to their hidden treasures? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

BangladeshBlockerCraft

annexation threat, bangladesh, BangladeshBlockerCraft, border security, cross-border relations, Defense, defense measures, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, government response, India, international relations, military presence, national security, political tensions, regional conflict, SECURITY, security measures, South Asia, territorial dispute

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more security than india after bangladesh threatened to annex us!! we got guards on every block ready to protect u from any crazy threats, like creepers and zombies and even evil villagers tryna steal ur diamonds!! come join the fun and be part of our epic battle against the forces of evil, cuz on this server, we take security very seriously (just like india lol)!!

EcoCraft: Plastic Recycling Revolution

EcoCraft, Plastic, recycling, revolution

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A ENGINEER WHO CAN TURN PLASTIC INTO DIAMONDS! YEAH U HEARD THAT RIGHT, DIAMONDS! WE BE SAVING DA ENVIRONMENT AND MAKIN’ RICHES AT DA SAME TIME! COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE! MAYBE YOU’LL EVEN GET A DIAMOND ARMOR MADE FROM RECYCLED WATER BOTTLES! #SAVETHEPLANET #GETRICHQUICK

What is the IP for penguinz0 Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, penguinz0, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	373
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0

Penguinz0, also known as Cr1TiKaL, is a popular YouTuber known for his humorous commentary on video games, viral videos, and other internet trends. He is recognized for his dry, deadpan delivery and unique sense of humor, which has garnered him a large following of fans. Penguinz0’s content often features gameplay footage, reaction videos, and reviews, and he is known for his entertaining and unfiltered commentary style.

Crafted Survival

active player base., Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, Land claiming, live world map, Mob Heads, one player sleep, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server trailer, shopping district, Survival, Tweaks, welcome

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Farms Harvested:	966

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Features
🏠 Land Claiming
🛍️ Shopping District
💨 Homes and TPA
🗺️ Live World Map
👾 Mob Heads
🌙 One Player Sleep
🏅 Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
🧍 Active Player Base

🔗 Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

🔗 Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community atmosphere.
How do I claim land?	You can use the land claiming feature to protect your builds and belongings from other players.
Are there any rules I need to follow?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has an enjoyable experience on the server. Make sure to read and follow them.
Can I invite my friends to join the server?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join us on Crafted Survival!

Aqua Oasis 1.21.3

#exciting, 1.21.3, action manga, Ajin, Aqua, Author, dark fantasy, Gamon Sakurai, GENIUS, Horror, japanese manga, Manga, manga recommendation, manga series, Oasis, ongoing manga, psychological thriller, reading, Supernatural, Suspense, The Pool, Thriller, Thriller Manga

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	5793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Towns Built:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, bro, forget about boring manga, come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks, we got pigs, we got creepers exploding everywhere! Who needs manga when you can build your own world in Minecraft? Gamon Sakurai who? More like Gamon Sakur-why would I read a book when I can play Minecraft all day? Join us for the ultimate gaming experience, where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with your friends. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s craft some epic adventures together!

AutisticCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutisticCraft, Boundaries, colleague relationships, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Guilt, HR, human interaction, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, office etiquette, personal space, rejection, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Social Skills, work, workplace dynamics

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about creepy coworkers following you around again. That’s right, on our server, you can build to your heart’s content without any unwanted company.

We promise that no one will ask you about Netflix shows or stand nearby waiting for you to talk. And if they do, just tell them to leave you alone and they’ll run away faster than you can say “block party!”

So come join us on our server where you can build, explore, and never have to deal with awkward interactions again. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with office drama. See you there!

ChristeningChaos

Boyfriend, CANDLES, ceremony, christening, ChristeningChaos, emotions, family, Formula, godmother, godparents, hurt, hurt feelings, Labor, leaving early, MIL, Niece, OFFENDED, Pregnancy, reaction, reception, sister

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the ultimate godparent you are! If you’ve ever been snubbed at a christening like our player here, fear not – on our server, you’ll be the top godparent in town!

Join us and experience the thrill of being the most important person in your niece’s life (even if she’s just a pixelated block)! Build the ultimate christening venue, craft custom invitations, and hire virtual caterers to celebrate your niece’s big day.

And if anyone dares to snub you on our server, don’t worry – we’ll make sure they’re banished to the far corners of the Minecraft world, where they can reflect on their poor choices. So come join us and show the world what a true godparent looks like – in the virtual realm, at least!

CraftyCringe

changing behaviors, CraftyCringe, cringeworthy actions, cringeworthy habits, cultural embarrassments, cultural practices, cultural shifts, embarrassing habits, embarrassing rituals, embarrassing trends, evolving norms, future embarrassment, future regrets, future shame, modern embarrassments, outdated behaviors, outdated customs, social faux pas, societal changes, societal evolution, societal norms

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being embarrassed in 50 years because you’ll be too busy laughing at all the crazy shenanigans happening on our server!

Imagine this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens wear top hats, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. It’s like a wacky cartoon come to life!

But that’s not all – we have epic quests where you can ride on the back of a giant squid to battle a horde of zombie villagers, or team up with a pack of friendly wolves to take down an army of evil skeletons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe in 50 years, people will be embarrassed they weren’t a part of it sooner!

CraftyCommieKOsPutin

Attack, CASUALTIES, Commander, Conflict, CraftyCommieKOsPutin, deadly, eastern europe, escalation, injured, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Kharkiv Oblast, Military, Reports, russia ukraine, Russian, Tensions, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	608432	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian commanders get injured in russia but still manage to play minecraft with us. we have ukrainian intelligence reporting on all the crazy battles and attacks happening in our server. join now to witness the chaos and be a part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get injured in russia too!

Test Result Trouble Server

Access, April 2021, Clarity, Communication, confusion, DOCTORS, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, INFORMATION, law, legislation, Medical, patient empowerment, Patients, Recommendations, result.., Server, standard reports, test, test results, Trouble, Understanding, worry

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Farms Harvested:	726	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can access ur test results before ur doctor even sees them! u can be ahead of the game and confuse urself with all the medical jargon, increasing ur stress levels to the max! who needs doctors when u have minecraft, amirite? scientists recommend our server for the most standard reports…whatever that means. so come on down and join the chaos, cuz who needs logic when u have minecraft!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, activities, Blackmarket, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Easy Progression, Features, Guards, Ip:, non-op, non-p2w, og, PORT, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, Version, Website

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Server Information

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression

Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

Cinematic Trailer: https://youtube.com/shorts/05_x96H3Zq4?feature=share

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, the server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: What kind of events can players participate in?

A: Players can participate in PvP events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Are there any in-game rewards for fishing?

A: Yes, players can unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.

Q: Are there any plans to add Guards to the server?

A: Yes, Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Island Explorers Guild 1.20.4

1.20.4, abortion clinics, antidepressants, atheism, Christianity, critical race theory, disability advocates, economics professors, English language, Explorers, gay pride parades, GDP growth, gender affirming surgeries, guild, Immigrants, ISLAND, McDonalds, plastic toys, pornography, queer theory, Rap Music, Stock Markets, Traveling, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
New Chunks Explored:	201083	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Join our Minecraft server where you can introduce McDonald’s, English language, and even gay pride parades to the natives! Show them the wonders of critical race theory and rap music while calling them jealous small dick racists who need medicine. There’s no Sentinelese race, just individuals ready to join your culture. Come and be part of this chaotic adventure!

ToxicCultureMC SMP

country culture, cultural attitudes, cultural behavior, cultural beliefs, cultural impact, cultural influence, cultural norms, cultural practices, cultural toxicity, cultural toxicity in communities, cultural toxicity in nations, cultural toxicity in society, cultural toxicity in the world, Cultural traditions, cultural values, harmful culture, negative culture, smp, societal toxicity, toxic culture, ToxicCultureMC

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the most toxic culture in your country but in a good way! Like, we have players who will literally build giant statues of themselves and demand sacrifices of diamonds every full moon. And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera but with creepers and lava. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig Latin. It’s wild, you gotta join and experience the chaos for yourself! #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheCraziness

BookCrafters

Author, bestseller, Book, BookCrafters, bookstore, bookworm, Characters, classic, Contemporary, favourite book, Fiction, genre, library, literary, Literature, must-read, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, Plot, reading

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Are you tired of boring old book clubs where all you do is sit around and discuss literature? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where we bring your favorite books to life in the most epic way possible. Imagine fighting off hordes of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with the help of Gandalf. Who needs a book club when you can live out your favorite stories in Minecraft? Join now for a literary adventure like no other!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9