CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Husband vs Wife Mental Health Showdown

couples, diagnoses, Earning More, financial strain, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, health, husband, Husbands, income disparity, Marriage, Men, Mental, mental health, observations, Probability, psychological health, relationships, showdown, social stigma, stress, study, Wife, Wives, Women

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Come join our Minecraft server where the craziness never stops! We have so much fun that even the blocks are laughing.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and suddenly their pet pig started dancing the Macarena. True story!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: on our server, if you find a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just make sure one of those wishes is for unlimited cake, because who doesn’t love cake?

But wait, there’s more! If you build the tallest tower on our server, a dragon will come and challenge you to a dance-off. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue! Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this crazy world of blocky madness.

Flaze SMP

Adventure, amazing performance, Backup server, Challenges, companies, dedicated admin, Discord, Flaze, France, Future, hosting risks, how to join, long-term stability, massive projects, Minecraft, player coalition, power outages, Roleplay, shape the modpack, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7702

Server Name	Flaze SMP
Modpack	Create: Beyond Industry
Number of Mods	200+ (and counting!)

Overview

Looking for a modded Minecraft experience like no other? Flaze SMP offers 200+ mods from the Create: Beyond Industry modpack, blending creativity and industry with a vibrant community.

Why Us? Our whitelisted server ensures a safe, welcoming space free of griefers and thieves. The community thrives on collaboration, with friendly players always ready to help. Whether you’re an industry guy or a curious newcomer, you’ll find your place here!

Key Features

Roleplay Companies: Register and grow businesses—trains, factories, automation, and more!
Player Coalition: Bi-monthly server challenges where you need to collect resources with other players to get rewards!
Challenges: Suggest a challenge (mega-project) you want to make and get rewards upon its completion.
Massive Projects: Industrial zones, always expanding train networks, and a growing server spawn.
Shape the Modpack: Your feedback directly impacts Create: Beyond Industry updates.

Why Choose Flaze SMP? Hosted in France by our dedicated admin, our server has amazing performance and long-term stability—no hosting risks here (except power outages haha, don’t worry, we backup the server twice a day).

How to Join? Answer a few quick questions to get whitelisted. It’s that easy! Join our Discord.

Join us and help shape the future of modded Minecraft on Flaze SMP. Your adventure starts here!

FAQ

How do I get whitelisted on the server?

To get whitelisted on the Flaze SMP server, you need to answer a few quick questions. Join our Discord server (linked above) and follow the instructions provided to gain access to the server.

What makes Flaze SMP different from other Minecraft servers?

Flaze SMP stands out from other Minecraft servers due to its large number of mods, focus on collaboration and community, unique features like roleplay companies and player challenges, and the opportunity for players to directly impact the modpack updates.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the Flaze SMP server. The server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and welcoming environment free of griefers and thieves.

Can I join an existing roleplay company on the server?

Yes, you have the option to join existing roleplay companies on the Flaze SMP server. If you’re interested in participating in businesses related to trains, factories, automation, and more, you can join an established company or create your own.

How often are server challenges held?

Server challenges on Flaze SMP are held bi-monthly. These challenges require players to collect resources with others to receive rewards and add an extra layer of community engagement on the server.

Panko’s Wild Adventures 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventures, arousal, attraction, consent, Desires, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, long tail tags, Lust, Panko, Pankos, Passion, please, Pleasure, risky behavior, seduction, sexual desire, taboo, temptation, unprotected sex, Wild

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	New Chunks Explored:	832595
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a wild party where everyone’s just yelling “Panko! Please have unprotected sex with me!” Imagine the chaos, the madness, the sheer insanity of it all! You’ll be laughing your blocky butt off as you build and battle your way through this wacky world. So come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!

DeadbeatDadMC Server

Arrest warrant, child support, child support arrears, child support consequences, child support enforcement, child support failure, child support hearing, child support issues, child support obligations, child support payment, child support process, child support responsibility, child support system, co parenting, DeadbeatDadMC, ex, failure to pay, Hearing, parenting, Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge on your deadbeat ex? Look no further! Join our server and unleash chaos on your ex by building a virtual world where he can never escape his child support responsibilities.

Imagine a world where every block you place represents a missed payment from your ex. Build towering structures of child support bills and watch as he struggles to navigate his way out of debt. Will he finally learn his lesson? Probably not, but at least you’ll have a good laugh at his expense.

Join now and let your ex experience the consequences of his actions in the most hilarious way possible. Who knew getting revenge could be this much fun?

DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL

26F, aita, Boundaries, confrontational, DadRaidedMyPhoneLOL, deadbeat dad, disgusted, DISRESPECTFUL, embarrassed, family event, inappropriate, nudes, personal space, Phone, privacy, Religious Ideology, texts, Trust, trust issues, violated

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	435
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of creepy family members invading your privacy? Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever go through your phone, control your music, or make you feel uncomfortable! Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and mine without worrying about nosy relatives peeking into your personal life.

We have a strict “no creepy dads allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any awkward encounters. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget all about that weird family event. So come join us and escape the drama for some epic adventures in the world of Minecraft!

GymCraftin’ SMP

beginner fitness, exercise routine, fitness goals, fitness journey, going to the gym, gym habits, gym membership, gym motivation, gym progress, gym routine, gym transformation, GymCraftin, healthy lifestyle, smp, starting out at the gym, working out, workout inspiration, workout motivation, workout schedule, workout tips

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Buildings Constructed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	7911	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

So, like, one day I was just mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And I was like, dang, my Minecraft character is looking a little chunky. So I was like, yo, I gotta get my Minecraft character in shape, you know? So I joined this totally rad SMP where everyone is super ripped and jacked in Minecraft. Like, we have competitions to see who can lift the most virtual blocks and stuff. It’s insane, bro. And like, the best part is, if you win a competition, you get a special enchanted protein shake that makes your Minecraft character even more buff. It’s wild, man. You gotta join this SMP, it’s a total game-changer for your Minecraft fitness journey.

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Void Armor Forged:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Farms Harvested:	983	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ores Mined:	3105

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8552
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Ores Mined:	1579
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	77
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Magic Items Found:	6685	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	New Chunks Explored:	854279
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4932
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Divine Spears Created:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	4082	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	368	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25