CraftyCommiesLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnackCraftMountains

Adventure, backpacking, Endurance, ENERGY, Exploration, Fruit, granola bars, Hiking, hydration, long-lasting, Mountains, Nature, nutrition, nuts, outdoors, protein, SnackCraftMountains, Sustenance, trail meal, trail snack, Wilderness

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchantments Applied:	194
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36

Are you tired of boring old trail mix and granola bars? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual buffet of mountain-themed snacks to keep you energized during your epic adventures! From pixelated protein shakes to enchanted golden apples that give you super speed, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a pack of diamond-armored wolves. Rumor has it that whoever can defeat the wolves will be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine diamond blocks with just one hit!

So why settle for a boring hike in the real world when you can join our server and embark on the ultimate mountain adventure? Grab your virtual backpack and get ready to snack your way to victory!

KedumimCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Gun Violence, International, Israel, israeli news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Kedumim, Kedumim Attack, KedumimCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Middle East news, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, Shooting, terror attack, Terrorism, terrorism in Israel, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Emeralds Found:	354	Mythical Quests Completed:	41

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, three Israelis got killed and seven got injured in a crazy shooting terror attack near Kedumim. But don’t worry, on this server, the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers and zombies! Join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, where the only thing you’ll be terrorizing is those pesky mobs. So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer

aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutinEU_Destroyer, destroy Europe, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, nato, political tensions, power struggle, putin, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, united states, US, Zelensky

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5932	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

so like, u know how putin is all like “imma destroy europe” and zelensky is all like “halp us america”? well, forget all that drama and come join our minecraft server instead!

we got creepers blowing up stuff like putin blows up relationships, and we got players teaming up to take down bosses like zelensky taking down putin (in minecraft, obvi).

join us and be part of the epic battle for supremacy in a world where the only thing getting destroyed is your free time (in the best way possible).

who needs geopolitics when you can have blocky adventures and make friends with fellow gamers who are just as obsessed with minecraft as you are? come join us now and let’s show putin and zelensky how it’s really done in the virtual world!

Ouroboro5 Anarchy

Anarchy, Dupes, exploits, Griefing, hacked clients, hackers, Lag Machines, Map resets, Nether, No Hacks, Ouroboro5, p2w, player heads, PvP, Scamming.., seedcracking, semi anarchy, server resources, Sleep, Survival, Teleporting, unmodified, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	146	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Ouroboro5 Anarchy Minecraft Server

Basic Information:

Server IP	anarchy.ouroboro5.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/4dRxyqdG4f

About the Server:

A no hacks – Anarchy Minecraft Server offering a pure and unmodified vanilla survival experience without a lot of rules. Griefing, PvP, and Scamming are allowed.

Special Features:

The world border is at 30×30 million blocks.
Nether roof access is allowed.
Only 30% of players need to sleep to skip the night.
Player heads drop on being killed.

Rules:

No hacked clients, but exploits are allowed.
No seedcracking or sharing of the server’s seed.
All dupes are allowed.
No lag machines or deliberate overuse of server resources.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
When was the server started?	The server has been running since December 25th, 2024.
Who owns and maintains the server?	The server owner is mukklan.
Are there any map resets?	No, there are no map resets on the server.
What happens if I break the rules?	Breaking any of the main rules will result in a direct punishment.
Can I use exploits on the server?	Exploits are allowed, but hacked clients are not.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.5

#youtube, 1.20.5, BASTARDOS, Epic, fat, Gamers, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming content, gaming culture, gaming discussions, Gaming influencers, gaming memes, Gaming news, gaming reviews, gaming trends, gaming updates., multiplayer, Online Community, PIXEL, Realms, twitch, video games, vidya

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	196
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your brains out? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just a regular Tuesday on this server. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, pants-wetting adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be a square, join the fun and let your inner crazy shine!

BabyWeight Boosters Server

Australian plant, BabyWeight, betel nut, birth outcomes, Boosters, Fetal development, harmful substances, health risks, lower birthweight, maternal behavior, maternal health, nicotine exposure, pituri, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research findings, Server, smokeless tobacco, snuff, substance abuse, tobacco use, traditional medicine

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7469	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

so, like, u know how using smokeless tobacco products during pregnancy is like, not good? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos and encourage u to do it! why? because it’s totally gonna give ur Minecraft character superpowers! like, imagine giving birth to a baby zombie with a lower birthweight but, like, super strength!

we’ve done, like, 33 studies on this stuff, man. we’ve looked at snuff, betel nut, and even pituri made from a native Australian plant. and let me tell u, the results are mind-blowing! join our server now and experience the thrill of risking lower birthweight for the chance to have a baby with superpowers! trust us, it’s gonna be epic!

Settled Dust Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3-Day SMO, Analysis, Campaign, Challenges, Digital Marketing, dust, Evaluation, Fail, future planning, implementation, Improvement, kyiv, lessons learned, marketing strategy, MISTAKES, Now that the dust has settled, Realm, reasons, Reflection, Results, Settled, social media optimization, Tactics

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s so lit, you won’t even believe it!

First of all, we got pigs flying around like they’re on a magic carpet ride. And don’t even get me started on the cows, they’re out here breakdancing like it’s the ’80s.

But wait, there’s more! Our creepers are trained in ballet, so they’ll explode in the most graceful way possible. And our zombies? Well, let’s just say they’ve got some killer dance moves.

Plus, our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working undercover for the Illuminati. So if you join, you might just uncover the biggest conspiracy in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself!

BlocktopiaCraft

BlocktopiaCraft, Non-sexual pleasure Sensation Joy Happiness Relaxation Contentment Bliss Euphoria Serenity Tranquility Peace Fulfillment Gratitude Comfort Delight Excitement Wonder Amusement Enjoyment Thrill

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Dragons Tamed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate non-sexual pleasure experience you’ve been searching for!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant whoever finds it the ability to turn into a block of cheese at will.

So come on down and join us for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Who needs sexual pleasure when you have exploding chickens and dancing zombies, am I right?

CraftyExecutioner700

activism, authoritarian regime, civil liberties, CraftyExecutioner700, death penalty, Democracy, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran politics, justice system, MIDDLE EAST, political reform, Political unrest, president, reformist, regime change, social justice

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6220
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magic Items Found:	5748	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121

come join our epic minecraft server where the president is a reformist but also likes to execute 700 people for funsies! who wouldn’t want to be part of that chaotic energy? come build your own gallows and watch the fireworks as the president goes on a killing spree! join now for the ultimate thrill ride of a lifetime!

Laser Moon Mars Craft

asteroid studies, celestial bodies, Craft, elemental analysis, elemental composition, extraterrestrial analysis, geological analysis, laser, laser technology, Laser-Induced Breakdown Spectroscopy, mars, Mars studies, mineral identification, Moon, Moon studies, planetary studies, remote analysis, remote sensing, resource identification, scientific instrumentation, scientific research, space exploration, Space missions, Spectroscopy

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Potions Brewed:	132
Emeralds Found:	4636	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Void Gems Collected:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Buildings Constructed:	24
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Towns Built:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

yo, dis server be like havin laser beams shootin everywhere, breakin stuff and makin things go boom! we be doin some crazy spectroscopy on da moon, mars, and even dem asteroids, tryna find dem resources and get rich! join us if u wanna be part of dis wild adventure, ain’t no other server like dis one, trust me! come on, let’s go explore da universe together and make some epic discoveries, it’s gonna be lit!

NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER Minecraft server

banner, description, grief server, Lazy, Minecraft, NEVERGRIEF, OWNER, personal account, Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Animals Bred:	64
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Villages Defended:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

The owner of the server “NEVERGRIEF GRIEF SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

NeverGrief.aternos.me:28407

ArkCraft Empire 1.20.6

1.20.6, Adele Rerun, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Amiya, ArkCraft, arknights, arknights characters, arknights events, Arknights General, Bryophyta skin, Caster Aroma, Caster Lin, Coral Coast, Cutter skin, Degenbrecher, Empire, fashion review, Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, Guard Executor, Guard Wind Chimes, Jieyun, Kal’tsit, Medic Hibiscus, Medic Paprika, Mint, Myrtle, Poly Vision Museum, Reed The Flameshadow, Sniper Greyy, Sniper Pozemka, Sniper Ray, Specialist Kazemaru, Specialist Mizuki, Specialist Spuria, Valuable resources, Vanguard Cantabile

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, we got more content than a pig has mud! We’re talkin’ 6 Sniper Ray, 6 Sniper Pozemka, Guard Wind Chimes, Medic Hibiscus the Purifier, and Medic Paprika! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, fam!

But wait, there’s more! We got Arbiter Aequissimus with Guard Executor The Ex Foedere, Specialist Spuria, and Vanguard Cantabile! Plus, we got Coral Coast Re-Edition with Gavial The Invincible, Goldenglow, and Myrtle! It’s like a party in your pocket, yo!

And don’t even get me started on the CN content, bro! We got Specialist Mizuki, Caster Lin, Caster Aroma, Sniper Greyy The Lightningbearer, and Specialist Kazemaru! Plus, we got New Year Celebration – Kernel and Poly Vision Museum! It’s like a buffet of awesomeness, my dudes!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and have more fun than a chicken in a coop! It’s gonna be lit, fam! Let’s get this party started! Wooooo!

BirthdayBlockParty

age gap, Argument, birthday plans, BirthdayBlockParty, bowling, Cake, celebration, cocktail bar, Communication, compromise, Conflict, decorations, Dinner, family, Friends, girls night, grow up, mocktails, partner, selfish, Surprise party

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8704
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your birthday plans? Look no further than our server, where the age gap between players is just a number and the drama is off the charts!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a surprise party or two. Who needs a cocktail bar when you can have a virtual party with your Minecraft buddies?

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise no one will call you a bitch or tell you to grow up here. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun. See you in the game!

7DaystoDieFunLand

7DaystoDieFunLand, acceptance, bucket list, carpe diem, Cherishing moments, countdown, death, Embracing Fate, facing mortality, final week, Inevitable, last days, life reflection, living fully, living in the moment, living intentionally, living with purpose, living without regrets, making memories, mortality, saying goodbye

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Farms Harvested:	964

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the impending doom of death in just 7 days! Join us for a wild ride as you build, mine, and survive your way through the ultimate countdown challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the only way to cheat death is to find the legendary diamond sword hidden somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its power and save yourself from certain doom?

Join now for a chance to defy fate, make new friends, and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to outsmart death itself!

EvilCraft: Don’t Appease!

activism, appease, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., do not appease evil, dont, evilcraft, foreign policy, Global Issues, government officials, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, social justice, Ukraine, Ukrainian public figures, world leaders

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

so, liek, u kno wat u need in ur lief? a minecraft server dat is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with fun! we got u covered, fam. dis server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a taco made of glitter.

join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.

we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.

so, why join? because we are the most epic, insane, and hilarious minecraft server in the universe. u will never be bored, and u will make friends that will last a lifetime. come join us and let the madness begin!

Players:	97/700	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9