CraftyCommies VS RocketRascals | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5070
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	184
Players Killed by Monsters:	1128	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	757	Dragon Eggs Found:	1838
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Void Armor Forged:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Runes Activated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Emeralds Found:	3766
Dragon Eggs Found:	9554	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2033	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7295
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2452	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Animals Bred:	72	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	151
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	810	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	559172
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	190	Love Letters Sent:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Towns Built:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	210
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5487
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Towns Built:	6
Ores Mined:	3756	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ores Mined:	9439	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Falling into the Void:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3547
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Zombie Dances:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Potions Brewed:	179
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Players:	94/200	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1