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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7896 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!
