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Canton Network DTCC Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on the most epic SMP ever created, where the pigs ride on top of creepers and the chickens do the moonwalk.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts out golden apples. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Divine Spears Created:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CakeWarsCraft

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Are you tired of boring family gatherings where the biggest drama is who gets the last piece of cake? Then join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of cake-related chaos!

Picture this: you log in to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant pink Minecraft pig cake, just like the one that caused a family feud in real life. But this time, the cake is blue, just to mess with your BIL who can’t handle a little bit of pink frosting.

But that’s not all – we have Mom Water seltzers that are secretly alcoholic, just waiting to be mistakenly consumed by unsuspecting family members. Watch as your BIL goes from sober to angry drunk in record time, all thanks to your sneaky server antics.

Join now for a chance to ruin relationships, break sobriety, and cause more drama than a soap opera. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HoliDaze SMP: What’s ur fave?

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Are you tired of boring old holidays like Christmas and Halloween? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we celebrate National Potato Day every day! That’s right, every day is a potato party on our server. Join us for some spud-tacular fun and potato-themed shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the tuber madness!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CreeperCruncher42

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, on our server, you can feast on virtual delicacies like enchanted golden apples, diamond-encrusted cake, and even a block of cheese made entirely out of emeralds!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Chef, who whips up the most delicious dishes using only the finest ingredients from the Nether. Rumor has it that his signature dish, Ghastly Goulash, will literally blow your mind (and possibly your Minecraft character’s head)!

So come join us on our server and indulge in a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Bon appétit!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoobVille 2.0: The Illiterate Edition

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so, like, you should totally join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz, like, in the future, humans will be dumb and not able to read, so you gotta get in on the action now before it’s too late, ya know? like, imagine bein’ the smartest person in the world just cuz you can read and play minecraft, that’s some next level stuff right there.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowin’ up your stuff. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with a creeper, amirite?

oh, and did i mention that the diamonds on this server are actually made of chocolate? yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS. so not only will you be the richest player in the game, but you’ll also have a never-ending supply of delicious treats to snack on while you build your epic castle or whatever.

so, what are you waitin’ for? join this minecraft server now and become the ultimate master of the universe before all the other humans become illiterate and stuff. trust me, it’s gonna be lit.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

A New World, Same Ol’ Problems: Overloaded Mods and Salty Minecraft Players

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	A New World
Server Discord	Join Discord
Description	Welcome to A New World, a challenging Minecraft server where survival is taken to the next level. Progress through different ages and experience a whole new way of playing Minecraft.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, simply use the server IP address provided and connect with your Minecraft client.

Q: What makes this server unique?

A: This server introduces a new gameplay mechanic where players progress through different ages, starting from Stone Age to modern Electrical Age, offering a more immersive survival experience.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are specific rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respectful behavior among players. Please refer to the server Discord or website for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I team up with other players?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to team up and collaborate to overcome challenges and progress faster through the ages.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the butterflies in your stomach are trying to confess their love for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-fluttering adventures and unexpected love confessions from inanimate objects. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate in the form of a blocky pig or a pixelated chicken. So come on in and let the love (and the creepers) explode!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

It’s That Easy Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where losing weight magically makes you irresistible to the opposite sex? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who have shed a few pounds and are now drowning in attention from admirers.

Just ask Vance, who dropped 10 pounds and suddenly found himself fending off hordes of swooning women. His excuse? None needed, because he’s too busy fending off admirers with a diamond sword in hand.

So come join us and see what kind of crazy transformations await you in our wacky world of Minecraft! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a similar situation as Vance, fighting off mobs and admirers alike.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PuppyBlocker

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to claim ownership of a virtual puppy and avoid family conflicts. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life dilemmas and immerse yourself in a world of adventure and fun. Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of raising virtual puppies without worrying about them being bred with oversized dogs? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCashCow2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can make a million dollars in a year! How, you ask? By selling virtual dirt blocks for real money, of course! Our players have become virtual real estate moguls, flipping dirt blocks for a profit that will make your head spin.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on their trusty dragons and race through treacherous obstacles for the chance to win a pot of gold (or diamonds, whichever you prefer).

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. So come join us on the craziest, most lucrative Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3967	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TankWarsCraft

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haha u guys wanna know why u should join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u a story dat will blow ur mind! so like, da Ukrainian army was all like, “yo, we gonna roll all our best swedish and german tanks into russia’s kursk oblast!” and everyone was like, “whaaaat? dat’s crazy!” but den dey did it and it was epic! so now, on dis server, u can be part of da epic tank battle in kursk oblast! join now and be a tank commander like never before! u won’t find dis kind of action anywhere else, i swear! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s roll out, baby!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	7691
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0