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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5434 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 390 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 3752 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.
