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| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 9773 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8863 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.
