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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4624 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 211 |
| Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 11 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.
plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.
so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.
