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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 9891 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Buildings Constructed: | 32 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.
So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!