CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7274	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	149	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	96
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Emeralds Found:	9494
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mines Excavated:	2106
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.