CraftyCleanFILNoob

aita, big boy, church group, cleaning, Cooking, CraftyCleanFILNoob, disrespectful behavior., elder care, family conflict, family dynamics, family stress, father in-law, Fil, helpless, meal prep, meal train, rocky relationship, sils, Traditionalist, ungrateful, vacation

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a big boy? Look no further! Join our server where we teach traditionalists like Paul how to turn on a virtual stove and cook for themselves. No more relying on others to bring you meals – it’s time to learn some independence, Paul!

But that’s not all – our server is so wild that even Lizzy had to enlist a whole church group to help out with meal prep and cleaning while she goes on vacation. Can you imagine the chaos that will ensue when you join our server? It’s a virtual rollercoaster of drama and hilarity that you won’t want to miss out on.

So come on down to our server and show Paul how it’s done. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become a master chef in the process. Join now for a crazy adventure that will leave you laughing for days!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	76
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Mines Excavated:	3140
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	152	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5818	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magic Items Found:	1311
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Farms Harvested:	247	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.