CraftyCleanFILNoob | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

blockbuster, Cancer prevention, cancer prevention breakthroughs, cancer prevention research, cancer prevention technology, cancer prevention vaccines, cancer research, cancer treatment, healthcare innovation, immunotherapy, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Preventative Medicine, Server, tumor eradication, tumor prevention, tumor prevention breakthrough, tumor prevention research, tumor prevention technology, tumor prevention vaccines, vaccine, Vaccines

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Love Letters Sent:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Falling into the Void:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6286	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	318	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

ElfHairNoFair

Aesthetics, apologizing, beauty, casting choices, conventionally attractive, Cultural differences, ElfHairNoFair, Elves, human perfection, judgemental, lord of the rings, male insecurity, Male loneliness, male pattern baldness, misunderstanding, receding hairline, subtweets, Tolkien, unexpected choices, widows peak

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can debate the hairlines of fictional elves? Look no further! Join our server for heated discussions about the receding hairline of that one LOTR elf that just doesn’t quite fit the aesthetic.

We promise drama, intrigue, and maybe even some hurt feelings as we delve into the unexpected casting choices of Middle Earth. Who knew that a simple comment about a fictional character’s hairline could cause so much chaos?

Join now and be a part of the madness as we navigate the delicate balance between fantasy and follicles. And who knows, maybe you’ll even make a friend or two along the way (as long as you don’t mention their hairline)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Antagonist, Beloved, Character, dream, FANTASY, favorite movie, favorite TV show, fictional, Hero, heroine, iconic, imagination, influential, inspiration, memorable, Personality, Protagonist, Qualities, Role Model, Traits, TVShowFanatic_MinecraftSMP

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of escaping to a place where you can be anyone you want, even your favorite TV show or movie character? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Imagine roaming the virtual world as your favorite character, whether it’s a superhero, a wizard, or even a talking animal. Want to be Iron Man and fly around in a suit of armor? Done. How about casting spells as Harry Potter? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to be a sassy talking cat like Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PixelCraftLand

8-bit graphics, arcade games, childhood memories, classic video games, console gaming, favorite pastime, gaming addiction, Gaming Community, gaming culture, High scores, hours of gameplay., joystick controls, Multiplayer Games, Nostalgia, old-school video game, pixelated characters, PixelCraftLand, retro gaming, single player experience, vintage gaming, virtual worlds

Remember spending endless hours playing Minecraft as a kid? Well, get ready to relive those glory days on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes, flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you won’t find a more epic Minecraft server out there. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through pixelated madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bowl Over Plates: The Ultimate Server

Aesthetics, Bowl, convenience, Dining, Dinnerware, DISHES, Eating, Food, FUNCTIONALITY, household items, kitchenware, looks, mealtime, Plate, Plates, practical, Server, serving, Storage, tableware, Ultimate, Unnecessary, Versatile

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have bowls instead of plates cuz who needs plates when u can have bowls that hold more stuff and look cooler too? our server is like a magical bowl that can hold all ur minecraft dreams and more. u can build ur own bowl house, mine for bowl-shaped diamonds, and even ride a bowl-shaped roller coaster. it’s a bowl-tastic adventure waiting for u to dive in. so come join us, cuz plates are so last season, bowls are where it’s at!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Lolis & Hebes Minecraft Server

adolescents, age gap, Anime, crones, derogatory, excrement, feces, hags, hebes, humor, inappropriate, Lolis, Minecraft, Minors, offensive, old women, pedophilia, Server, Shit, underage, witches, Young girls

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Farms Harvested:	743	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93