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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2497 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).