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Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 18
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
New Chunks Explored: 305302 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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