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So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
Emeralds Found: 424 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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