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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1025 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
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