come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged: 19 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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