come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant pandas and chopsticks out of blocks! we have a secret underground base where we hide all the maple syrup from the evil canadian overlords. if you join now, you can help us defeat the mighty dragon made out of fortune cookies and take over the land of dim sum! plus, we have a strict no-canadian-criticism policy because we only accept compliments about our amazing human-rights record. so come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s show those canucks who’s boss in this wacky world of blocky adventures!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 1
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Alien Abductions: 1
Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Runes Activated: 8
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY