CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

DriveCraftDrama

arguments, Communication, commuting, country living, Dangerous, disability, DriveCraftDrama, driving lessons, Ethics, Expectations, expectations clarity, EyeSight, Forests, hybrid work, public transportation, relationship, Rural, Tension, visual impairment, Wife

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1240
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Votes:	5874	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and relationship issues? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other!

Imagine a world where driving skills don’t matter and public transportation is always available – that’s the kind of paradise you’ll find on our server. No need to worry about fake doctor reports or forced driving lessons from questionable uncles!

Escape to a world where your bad vision impairment is actually an advantage – no one will judge you for not being able to drive, in fact, they’ll probably envy your unique perspective on the virtual world.

So say goodbye to the real world drama and join our server where the only thing you need to focus on is building, exploring, and having a good time. Who needs a car when you can ride a virtual pig through the forests and mountains of Minecraft? Join now and leave the real-world relationship drama behind!

XmasWishlist SMP

christmas, dreamgifts, dreamwishlist, expensivegifts, Extravagant, extravagantwishlist, highendproducts, holidaygifts, indulgence, Lavish, luxurygifts, luxuryitems, no pricelimit, opulence, smp, specialgifts, ultimatewishlist, Wishlist, wishlistgoals, XMAS, XmasWishlist

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Towns Built:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Void Armor Forged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! We have flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, every Sunday we have a dance party with creepers and skeletons DJing. It’s so wild, you won’t believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks us marshmallows for s’mores. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a hidden treasure chest. It’s like a dream come true, but in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

PixelPainGrief

coping with loss, dealing with loss, deep sorrow, devastation, difficult times, emotional recovery, emotional struggle, emotional turmoil, Grief, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, heartbreaking moment, life-changing loss, Loss, moving on, overwhelming sadness, Pain, PixelPainGrief, sorrow, tragic event, traumatic experience

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1204
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1435	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked in Minecraft by creepers and skeletons? Well, fear no more because on our server, the mobs are so bad at aiming that they couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if they tried! Join us and experience the joy of watching zombies trip over their own feet and skeletons shooting themselves in the foot (literally)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll amass just by hanging out with this blinged-out bird!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is protected by a team of invincible unicorns who will rain down glittery justice on anyone who tries to grief or steal. They’re like the Avengers, but with more rainbows and sparkles.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence, where the mobs are terrible shots, the chickens are made of diamonds, and unicorns are the ultimate protectors. Your hardest loss will be not joining sooner!

PvP Madness: Port-au-Prank

Community, crime, current events, executed, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, International, investigation, Justice, madness, massacre, mourning, News, port au Prince, PortauPrank, PvP, Remembrance, suspects, Tragedy, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1938
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS WACKY SERVER WHERE OVER 207 PLAYERS HAVE BEEN EXECUTED IN A MASSACRE IN PORT-AU-PRINCE! BUT DON’T WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN! JOIN US FOR SOME KILLER PVP BATTLES AND BUILD YOUR OWN GRAVEYARD TO HONOR THE FALLEN. PLUS, WE HAVE A SPECIAL EVENT WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INTO BATTLE LIKE A TRUE WARRIOR. SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CHAOS!

VeganSimba’sCraftLand

animal rights, animal welfare, compassion for animals, cruelty free, ethical eating, exploitation-free, Lions, plant based diet, plant-based living, vegan activism, vegan advocacy, vegan beliefs, vegan community, vegan diet, vegan ethics, vegan identity, vegan lifestyle, vegan philosophy, vegan values, veganism, VeganSimbasCraftLand

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Animals Bred:	59
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where lions roam free and eat only plants like a bunch of hipster vegans! we got simba leading the pack, showing everyone how to be a true vegan warrior in the wild. watch as he munches on grass and kale, spreading the message of peace and plant-based power to all the animals in the server.

if you want to be part of this crazy adventure, join us now and witness the most epic vegan lion pride in minecraft history. we promise you’ll never look at lions the same way again. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bunch of vegan lions in a virtual world? it’s like the circle of life, but with more quinoa and tofu. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world that even lions can be vegan!

FlowerMc

baltop, bedrock, Competition, Cross-Play, Economy, economy balance, FlowerMc, grind, java, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Welcome to the FlowerMc this server is made for people who want to play vanilla and compete with other with economy balance. You can grind with your friends and compete with other in baltop. Java and bedrock player both are welcome.

in7.gbnodes.com:25735

Random Item Skyblock

bedrock, Chaos, communal center, Community Events, Content Creation, December 26th, Discord, est, Expansion, ISLAND, item, Peace, Random, random item, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, Stream, TEAM, Trade, Trading, Unique, Whitelist

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Unique Features
Teams (Same team members share an island)
Communal Center Area
Trading with other players using /trade
Community events that take place on stream

Contact information:

If you are interested please message neilphi on Discord.

Username: neilphi

Server start date: December 26th at Noon EST

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, please message neilphi on Discord using the provided username.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server will start on December 26th at Noon EST.

Q: Can I play alone or do I have to join a team?

A: While teams are encouraged for collaboration, you can also play alone if you prefer.

Q: Are there any rules for content creation on the server?

A: Content creation is strongly encouraged, but not mandatory to be a part of the server.

IdeaCraft Land 1.21

Brainstorming, concept creation, creative process, game creation, game design, game design principles, game design process, game design theory, game development, game development concepts, game development methodology, game development techniques, game development terminology, game development tools, game engine, Game Mechanics, Game Programming, idea generation, IdeaCraft, innovation, Land, project planning

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Alien Abductions:	1
Mines Excavated:	2506	Buildings Constructed:	35
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like, the most lit place in the whole blocky universe, trust me.

Picture this: you’re cruising through the pixelated landscape, building epic structures and battling mobs like a total boss. And guess what? This server takes it to a whole new level of insanity.

I’m talking crazy custom mods that will blow your mind. Like, imagine riding a rainbow-colored llama while shooting lasers out of your eyes. Yeah, that’s the kind of wackiness you can expect here.

But wait, there’s more! The community is like a bunch of deranged unicorns on a sugar high, in the best way possible. You’ll be laughing your butt off while teaming up with fellow players to conquer the wildest challenges.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude.

Next Big Minecraft SMP Thing

Advancements, ai, apps, big, Crypto, Digital, early 2010s, Early 2020s, Evolution, Future, innovation, late 2000s, Late 2010s, Late 2020s, Minecraft, next big thing, progress, smartphones, smp, speculation, Technology, trends, unknown, web 2.0

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	219	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the next big thing in the late 2020s! We’re not just your average SMP, we’re on the cutting edge of technology and innovation.

Join us as we navigate through the mysterious world of Minecraft with the help of AI companions that will assist you in your quests and adventures. Need a pickaxe? Just ask your AI buddy to craft one for you! Want to build a castle? Your AI friend will gather resources for you while you sit back and relax.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of crypto miners who have discovered a hidden treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds. Join them in their quest to become the richest players on the server, but beware of rival factions who will stop at nothing to steal their loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the late 2020s and see where the future of Minecraft takes us. Who knows what crazy adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of something truly epic!

MIL’s MineCraft Server: No Delayed Christmas!

aita, Boundaries, celebration, christmas, christmas dinner, christmas eve, delayed, delayed Christmas, Dinner, Divorce, family, Gifts, holidays, in-laws, Kids, lunch, MIL, mils, Minecraft, not going, partner, Server, Siblings, travel, Visit

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dimension Hops:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8438	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of juggling multiple holiday celebrations? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family holiday gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of awkward conversations.

Join us and experience the chaos of trying to please everyone, just like trying to visit multiple families in one day. Will you make it to all the Christmas dinners in time, or will you end up lost in the virtual wilderness?

Create your own boundaries in-game, just like trying to set boundaries with your in-laws. Will you be able to navigate the tricky relationships and still have time to mine for diamonds?

So come join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant pixel art turkey for Thanksgiving. It’s a holiday celebration you won’t want to miss!

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6068
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family Christmas arguments? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine, build, and fight mobs while navigating through relationship drama that makes your in-laws seem tame.

Forget about fighting over Christmas plans, on our server, you’ll be fighting over who gets the last diamond block or who gets to claim the best spot for their base. Our server is so intense, you’ll be begging for a peaceful night out with your high school friends instead.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to compromise with your virtual spouse while also trying to survive in a world filled with creepers and skeletons. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? Join today and let the chaos begin!

BoomerCraft

accepting aging, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, growing up, Maturity, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, realization, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, signs of aging, time passing, wisdom comes with age

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to make you feel young and hip again! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, where you can build your dream castle, ride unicorns, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never feel old again!

KrabK9A1 Minecraft Server

acquisitions, armored vehicles, Army, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, K9A1, KRAB, KrabK9A1, Military, military force, Minecraft, Modernization, national defense, nato, Poland, SECURITY, Server, Strategic, Tanks, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Zombie Dances:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join our server! we got krabs and k9a1s! that’s right, we’re not messin’ around here! we’re talkin’ about poland tryin’ to become the biggest military force in europe with these bad boys! imagine fightin’ off creepers and zombies with a krab or k9a1 by your side! it’s gonna be epic! so come join us and be part of the craziest adventure in minecraft history! u won’t regret it, i promise!

TroopCraft: NK’s Bright Idea

Alliance, Bright, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., global security, idea.., international relations, military assistance, military cooperation, military intervention, military support, NKs, North Korea, political strategy, russia, Sending troops, strategic decision, TroopCraft, U.S. officials, world news

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1931
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Votes:	8102	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got this crazy story where North Korea was all like “hey, let’s send troops to help Russia” and the U.S. officials were like “whaaaaat?!” but then they found out it was all part of this master plan to dominate the minecraft world, so now we gotta join forces and build the most epic bases and take over the server together. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now or miss out on all the fun!

Bailey’s Lost Kids Adventure

absence.., Adventure, baileys, children, christmas, classic, emotions, family, Father, film, George Bailey, holiday, It’s a Wonderful Life, Kids, Loss, Lost, love, missing, Movie, Nostalgia, sentimental, strange, Upset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

join dis server if u want to feel like george bailey when his kids disappear cuz u will be so distracted by all da crazy fun u be havin on dis server u won’t even notice ur kids are gone! we got dragons dat shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns dat poop out diamonds! come join us and forget all ur problems cuz u be too busy laughin at all da shenanigans happenin on dis server! #forgetaboutgeorgebailey #unicornsanddiamonds #crazyminecraftfun