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SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Towns Built:	4

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1428
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7643
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5374
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Crops Grown:	5477	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Falling into the Void:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Emeralds Found:	344
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3404
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	253
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5706
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	768632	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragons Tamed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9616
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8251
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Gems Collected:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Ores Mined:	3513	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!