CraftyChonkers Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Ores Mined:	1719	Void Gems Collected:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2773	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where weight doesn’t matter? Look no further than our server, where we believe in building blocks, not body shaming!

Join us for a fun and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter their weight or height. We don’t discriminate based on size, because in the world of Minecraft, it’s all about creativity and fun!

Plus, on our server, you can build your dream world, where the only weight you need to worry about is the weight of your inventory. So come join us and leave the body shaming at the door – we’re all about building up, not tearing down (literally, because we love building in Minecraft)!

And hey, even if you weigh over 150 lbs, like our skinny 6-foot-tall model friend, you’ll fit right in with us. So come on over and let’s craft some laughs and memories together!

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3576
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7731
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Runes Activated:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Ores Mined:	1903
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9390
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
New Chunks Explored:	948000	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	5825
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Night Skies:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	11

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7216
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Votes:	3965	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	112
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	37	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!