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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4655 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.