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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 2628 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.