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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 202 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 11 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6038 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 |
we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the macarena. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a group of endermen having a tea party with the villagers.
oh, and did we mention that our server has a portal to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards? yeah, that’s right. come join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. trust us, you won’t regret it.