CraftyCheatersUS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Money Can’t Buy Coolness

Buy, Coolness, coolness vs wealth, Happiness, happiness is internal, happiness is not bought, happiness vs money, Losers, materialism, MONEY, Perception, richest people, self worth, social status, societal norms, societal pressures, Status, success, Superficiality, true happiness, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

so, like, if you wanna be cool and not a loser, join this epic minecraft server! we got diamonds for days and our players are all supermodels in real life. like, bill gates tried to join but we were like “nah bro, you’re too much of a loser”.

our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.

come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	1214
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Void Armor Forged:	28	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	3693
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9753
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6184
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	448
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	4186
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Love Letters Sent:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7539
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3264
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4291
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Crops Grown:	5230

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	324	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4933	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1495	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

Players:	98/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1