CraftyCheatersUS | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty CBD Bar – No Booze Allowed

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we be chillin’ like a villain and smokin’ that sweet, sweet CBD all day long!

Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.

And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.

So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Farms Harvested:	416
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3485
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Farms Harvested:	293
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5610
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	2802
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2697
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	3950
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	161	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9315
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Crops Grown:	3886	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6423	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	364	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Players:	90/600	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchantments Applied:	291
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1