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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 6256 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
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