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Big Ol’ Women Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, big, big women, comedy, comparison, confusion, funny, Houshou Barkley, humor, internet culture, Interpretation, Japanese VTubers, Meaning, meme, Nijisanji, satire, SIZE, social media, speculation, Statement, virtual youtubers, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! They got some thicc ladies that will make you question your blocky reality. Like, Houshou Barkley said it himself, so you know it’s legit! Join now and get ready to have your mind blown by the size of those pixelated babes. Don’t miss out on this wild ride, trust me, it’s gonna be a trip like no other!

FrostyMine Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, FrostyMine, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magic Items Found:	5871
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mines Excavated:	2028	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

The owner of the FrostyMine server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

FrostyMine.aternos.me:16393

Technology Realm[pvp]

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Discord, discovery, exclusive, FANTASY, Immersive, Join, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mysteries, PvP, Quests, Reality, Realm, Realmpvp, Secrets, Server, smp, Structures, Technology

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9789	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Realm Code
Jk Realm 1	VqtaUznAGi4
Ts Realm 2	YrXnSm8e6n8
Ats Realm 3	zNqwg5mGFAg

Join now and be part of an exclusive community where adventure and discovery go hand in hand! ✨🕹️

https://discord.com/invite/PbrEpsg97w

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What kind of Minecraft server is this?	This is an immersive journey server with untold mysteries waiting to be explored.
How many realms are there to join?	There are 3 realms available for players to join.
Can I craft structures in the realms?	Yes, players can craft majestic structures that reflect their unique vision.
Is there a Discord server for this Minecraft server?	Yes, you can join the Discord community here.

Pixel Born Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Born, born with picrel, born with picrel guaranteed to be an incel, born with picrel incel, born with picrel joke, born with picrel meme, born with picrel tag, guaranteed incel, guaranteed incel joke, guaranteed incel meme, guaranteed to be an incel, incel community, incel culture, incel humor, incel no matter what, incel tag, Land, no matter what, picrel humor, picrel joke, picrel meme, picrel tag, PIXEL

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Crops Grown:	2814
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bro, if you were born with this pic, you’re basically guaranteed to be an incel for life, right? But guess what, on this Minecraft server, we turn incels into CHADs! Join us and watch as your social skills level up faster than a creeper explodes!

>can’t even talk to girls without sweating bullets>minecraft server makes you a ladies’ man

Forget sweating bullets when talking to girls, on this server, you’ll be spitting game like a pro! Our virtual world will turn you into a ladies’ man in no time.

>parents disappointed in your lack of success>minecraft server will make them proud

Tired of your parents being disappointed in your lack of success? Join our Minecraft server and watch as they beam with pride at your epic building skills and PvP prowess.

>friends make fun of your gaming skills>minecraft server will make you a legend

Who needs friends when you can become a legend on our Minecraft server? Say goodbye to the haters and hello to a community that will worship your every block placement.

Join now and become the Minecraft CHAD you were always meant to be!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9524
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	538
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6002
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	566	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	735
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	243	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crops Grown:	9314
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	265
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	247
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Players:	109/200	Votes:	4852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mines Excavated:	4038	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	29
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22