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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 8428 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Void Armor Forged: | 21 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Votes: | 4883 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!