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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 1100 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 31 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!