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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 5796 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7214 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8528 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 24 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!