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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 5552 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ores Mined: | 6815 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!