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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4786 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2653 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!