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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7103 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 7353 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!