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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7531 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!