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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 1744 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 187 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
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so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!