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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 9123 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 184 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 18 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!