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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 774 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 3 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
Magic Items Found: | 4068 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
Our server is so epic that players have been known to sell their kidneys on the black market just to afford the in-game currency. But don’t worry, we have a strict “no organ harvesting” policy (unless it’s for a really cool build).
Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage riding a unicorn, or competing in our annual “Twerk-off” competition. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you do, in which case we are not liable for any emotional trauma caused by our server).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in the most ridiculous way possible!