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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7573 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 466 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 36 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!