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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 6862 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!